Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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