She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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