Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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