Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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