We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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