I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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