i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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