There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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