these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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