why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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