I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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