oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just want nice things and good sex
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dicks are not precious.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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