Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
vagina is talking i cant
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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