what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sext me about skeletons
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
