Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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