kristin has been a bad kristin
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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