Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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