Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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