I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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