That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
