I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house