Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor