Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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