if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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