I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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