Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The adults are the big ones right?
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