What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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