I'm jealous of your bromance
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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