yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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