my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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