I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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