the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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