My nipple is on Facebook.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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