Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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