i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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