Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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