I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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