16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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