It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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