Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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