Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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