We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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