no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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