Whod you bang
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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