she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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