don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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