Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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