I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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