ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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