u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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