How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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