You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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