yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
