Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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